IRC Quotes - FUNNY
#171987 +(11271)- [X]
Im going to be the next hitler
Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
why the clown
See? no one cares about the jews
lmao
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#287414 +(18902)- [X]
haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
holy fuck.
i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day
haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
fucking ken
ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
oh fuck.
if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
i can't beleive how perfect their timing was
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#330261 +(14151)- [X]
d-_-b
how u make that inverted b?
wait
never mind
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#171987 +(11271)- [X]
Im going to be the next hitler
Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
why the clown
See? no one cares about the jews
lmao
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#670375 +(10504)- [X]
Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
wait, shit
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#400459 +(9744)- [X]
someone speak python here?
HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
SSSSS
the programming language
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#6460 +(8308)- [X]
what the fuck is wtf
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#151227 +(8073)- [X]
IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
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#365072 +(7597)- [X]
Thank you for listening to me.
You know your a really good listener.
Sweety please say something.
Ok I'm back.
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#139697 +(7405)- [X]
can you help me install GTA3?
first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
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#1578 +(7390)- [X]
we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
ew.
wait, you "caught" him?
like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)
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