domingo, octubre 01, 2006

Frases para tomar en cuenta

  • Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
  • Veni, Vidi, Velcro: I came, I saw ,I got stuck.
  • Alcohol and calculus don't mix. DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE!
  • Jesus saves. He uses double coupons.
  • Dyslexics are teople poo.
  • Jesus loves you! Everybody else thinks you're an asshole.
  • Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.
  • PARA LOS GEEKS: There's no place like