Frases para tomar en cuenta

• Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
• Veni, Vidi, Velcro: I came, I saw ,I got stuck.
• Alcohol and calculus don't mix. DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE!
• Jesus saves. He uses double coupons.
• Dyslexics are teople poo.
• Jesus loves you! Everybody else thinks you're an asshole.
• Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.
• PARA LOS GEEKS: There's no place like 127.0.0.1